We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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