so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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