Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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