Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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