kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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