My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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