So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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