No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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