So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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