I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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