Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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