am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
