i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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