Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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