I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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