You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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