I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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