I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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