would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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