Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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