My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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