My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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