Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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