The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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