I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So vagazzling was a success
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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