two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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