I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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