my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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