Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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