white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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