i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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