But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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