It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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