Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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