just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
organizing the empties. That sober.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I love you.
Bad choice
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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