I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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