I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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