the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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