ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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