the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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