we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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