What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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