i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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