i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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