hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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