Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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