I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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