Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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