Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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