also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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