ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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