shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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