Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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