I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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