I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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